FireFighterZero
Captain Zero!
I keep waking up with her looking at me with a scalpel and an alcohol wipe in her hands, so I would bet probably no more kids.
Think poo is bad, try...
I was pretending to be a Viking in battle, when I mowed into a pile of my huge Black Labrador's poo. Sprayed poo all up the side of my neck. One fleck of poo literally landed on the tip of my nose. Almost in tears, I threw down the machine--it's still in the front yard--and stripped down to my skivvies on the porch.
Stepping in cat poo, climb 30' ladder. Coming down gets worse each rung.
`I have been covered with all sorts of poo over the years. The worst was when I used to castrate pigs.
Plus, you can eat knife cut nuts...