I had to do the "screw the public, they effed up and now I have to make it happen so we can work" thing, a time or two.
I right now am recalling three little commuter sedans, way outside of their proper operating parameters. Parked dead center, back to back, on a heavily snowed in full two lane wide FS road that accessed a popular hot springs trailhead. Me and my two fellow FS field technicians came up behind that mess with our snowmobiles on a trailer behind one 4x4 pickup, and the required second 4x4 pickup ahead.
Our job was to ride out deep beyond the trailhead (where no road tracks continued) and collect grafting scion from select trees. I served as front man on the snowmobile/gear sled...and sharpshooter. It was a fun job about 10 percent of the time. The rest was just about as close to deep and dangerous winter survival requirements as anyone ever might wish to venture near.
Sooo...back to the blocked road
. One after the other, we winched those little cars off the road and deposited them in DEEP snow drifts off the side on steep roadside fill slopes. Left a level 2 LEO ticket on each one (that being one more of my special certifications
) explaining their law-breaking, and my generous choice of not leveling a steep fine and required court appearance.
Motored on past, and did our work. The cars were still buried in the drifts when we left near dark that afternoon...but there were a few really sad looking lameos standing around the cars. I waved
.
And we passed a big 4x4 tow truck coming in as we were going out. No idea how they made contact...no cell service, nor many cell phones at that time. Probably begged someone who passed by to make a call for them once they got to town.
That's a $800 tow bill, for each car, even way back then in the early 1990's.
It sux to be stupid
.