So a little while ago I went for a jog in my neighborhood. I got home and was having some water and stretching on the floor. I noticed the dog looking out the window wagging her tail like she does when someone comes to the door. I look out and see four teenagers (14-15yo) just hanging in front of my house, then one of 'em walks up my drive and whips it out and starts pissing on my trash barrels! I was out the door in.00002seconds screaming like a maniac. the poor prick pissed all over himself trying to run away, It took all I had to not laugh
the kid kept saying "I'm sorry mister. I'm sorry mister"