Okay, now this is personal. I just ordered from Panda Express for the second time in a week, SPECIFICALLY for the crab rangoon -- but of course I bought a bunch of other, less appetizing crap to eat with it. And lo and behold, when it shows up, for the second time in a week, they gave my THREE crab rangoon instead of TEN. Like, wtf am I even supposed to do with THREE crab rangoon?! That's completely unacceptable and it probably is a war crime somewhere in Asia. My god. So I didn't back down. I got a refund from Uber Eats and just ordered TWELVE more crab rangoon from some other Chinese noodle house or whatever the f*ck it is. This urge for rangoon needs well-deserved satiation. THREE rangoon? Get outta here with that nonsense.
Might be losing it. Keep an eye on me, boy and girls!
EDIT: That noodle house just canceled on me (I never have Uber Eats orders canceled by the vendor) and so I just found a third place. Wish me luck. I will have vengeance on the cream cheese rangoon (yes, they're fake; don't judge me)!
EDIT2: Turns out they cancelled on me too. Cheap assholes. Can't' make a man some well-deserved crab rangoon? Well, I won't be a patron of your establishments anymore! So I ended up ordering jalapeno poppers from a place called "Long Wong's." Ridiculous name, serious food, apparently.
EDIT3: Long Wong's was what I really needed. Wait. That sounded so wrong...