Dad decided he wanted his two large Maples down and he couldn't wait another day for the climber yesterday. We worked on it, him and his buddy working off a ladder, scary stuff.
The climber was going to be there today, he called me last night, he needed a ride as his truck got repoed yesterday. I go to get him this am, I learned more than I cared to about his life with the stripper (he's divorced now, signed his kids over to his wife so he didn't have to go to jail for back child support and is starting a DUI................ etc...........).
TWICE, he failed to make an undercut on a heavy drop and the bark tore out pulling the first wrap out letting me try and control an out of control load.
TWICE he not only botched the notch but couldn't line up the back cut to match it on the stupid angle he'd made it on, even when I told him to make a scarf cut on the second one!
The first wasn't terrible, heavy lean where we wanted it, just had to put in a pull line to pull it off, even cut all the way through! Yeah, it was ugly!
The second one was another story! Back lean with a heavy side lean and LOTS of targets to hit! I'd told him to chunk it down while he was up on the spar, but I guess was feeling too lazy. So a pull line we get. This is 30" wood and he's using a ladder 8' up? He wont use my 046 with the 32" bar, tried the 5100 with the 20", but didn't really seem to know how to run it, then reverted back to his 14" on a 192t? I'm in my truck pulling like Hell and he came off the ladder at least eight times, the last he was ready to go home? I go back and look and all but die! I really should have taken pics of this Shit, but I needed to get it on the damn ground before someone got killed!
He'd made TWO back cuts, one well below the face, the other well above the face, IDIOT!! I grab a sledge and wedges then start pounding, I get it to lift, but can't get the hinge to break. He then tells me to reach in with a saw an cut the hinge. "Wait a min. Bitch! YOU are getting paid for this, I'm here helping you and them out, do your damn job!"
Finally got it over and on the ground and he called it a day.
I guess he's coming back in the am, if I can walk I'll go try and baby sit him, but I will NEVER use or recommend him again! He's always been good on pruning, but methinks he hasn't a clue in large wood!
Really scary stuff!