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  1. Stumper

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    Hmm. Is it morning again? Good!
  2. Stumper

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    Gigi, My guess is money. I'm sure there are few special consideration exchanges too.. Smart Alec- one of the free services I offer.
  3. Stumper

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    Obviously you are not a spelunker.
  4. Stumper

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    Brian, No, no, no. You can't buy a honey-but when you get one she'll cost you plenty.:P
  5. Stumper

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    Prayers for Squishey the Godless. May all go very well for you in this endeavor.
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    Paul, Stop making her wait and start snapping pics of her and the food as she puts the first bite in her mouth.:evil:
  7. Stumper

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    You mean they are considering offing you in the interest of tree preservation? :P
  8. Stumper

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    Brett, Think it through. If a skiff in Fl is a very shallow draft vessel suitable for poling the shallows/coastal flats then a skiff of snow is likewise of very little depth. A skiff is a smidge more than a dusting.
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    Mike, NOT EGG BOXES! :spermy::big-no:
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    Al, I'm a believer in multiple egg baskets....but I seem to have spent much of my life down to one egg so it becomes a rather moot basket collection.:|:
  11. Stumper

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    Darin. I agree with everyone else. You bank has violated its fiduciary responsibility regarding your funds that it holds in trust. Screaming and ranting aren't your style and are generally bad business anyway but a sit down with the bank president and the mention of contacting the State...
  12. Stumper

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    I have much to do...but I ain't agonna do it. I'm staying home to blow my nose and hock up luigis and try to feel fit for a big week next week.
  13. Stumper

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    Good eating would be a bit of a stretch. They do often carry a lot of fat so 'possum and sweet taters wound up being an appealing meal to undernourished poor folks in the south. I will eat 'coon by choice but 'possum is more of "Well if that is the only polite thing to do".
  14. Stumper

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    Erik, Are you back in the biz?
  15. Stumper

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    Gigi, Not doggin' no Crackers-I are one.
  16. Stumper

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    Gub ment is Californicated Redneck. I speak middle America Redneck, Texas Redneck and Florida Cracker.
  17. Stumper

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    What? You expect ME to deal with my own problems? That is the guvmint's job man!:P
  18. Stumper

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    Hey, birds are pooping on my bucket truck..... and I don't park it under a tree. Perhaps the county can isolate all airspace to a height of 100,000 feet over my property.:|:
  19. Stumper

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    And if there isn't a tommorow then it certainly won't matter.:D
  20. Stumper

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    Nah, he needs greasy hair and at least 3 holes in his T-shirt.
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