I hate neighbors, either the customer wants the neighbor to pay, or the neighbor gets pissy about trees that aren't even theirs, had one call the cops on me last year and threaten to shoot me over a trim job, shoulda seen the look on his face when I said I'd call them for him because I've got paperwork from the state saying he can't stop me
had a bid a few years ago for a lawyer, I mentioned the tree being a codominate and NOT 2 seperate trees, meaning the neighbor by law has to sign off in writing saying we can take the tree down, upon hearing that the lawyer demanded the neighbor pay 50%, neighbor said he wouldn't do that while I was doing the bid, come time to email the quote the lawyer sends it back saying I had to change it so the neighbor would pay 50%, I politely told him to never call us again since I had been told the neighbor wouldn't pay and I wasn't going to deal with getting money from two people, especially when the first half wouldn't have covered my expenses on the job so we all know I wouldn't have ever made money on it, lawyer dude was livid that I refused the job
speaking of lawyers, about 6 months ago I had one claim I damaged her fence come time to pay for a job, funny thing is the damage was in a spot I never even got close to with anything and it was on the outside of the fence where I couldn't have scratched her poor aluminum (the scratches were small enough you couldn't see them unless someone pointed them out, telling me she knew about them ahead of time), her husband had to tell her to shut up as he already cut the check LOL
I'm happy I'm getting out of tree work, I will miss the good days but I will never miss neighbors, maybe we need a crappy neighbor storytime thread?