I finally ended up calling my girlfriend's parent's old number, hoping that they took it with them to their new house, and I was able to speak with my girl's mother who informed me that she is alright. She is in a world of hurt and has been sleeping off the anesthetic they gave her before the surgery began. I am extremely relieved.
@lxskllr You were 100% correct about what was likely going on. Thank you for your good judgement. It's only been three days without hearing from her and I feel like my life has lost a good amount of its importance. If that sound extreme to you, then you've probably never truly been in love.
SHORT STORY about a Very Friendly, Extremely Easy On the Eyes, Rando Quasi-Stalker from my Apartment Complex...
One of my neighbors (who I didn't know existed until today, but who has watched me from her apartment balcony doing tree climbing and making content...or so she says) knocked on my door at an ungodly hour of the morning, and explained that she did photography and sometimes attached her camera to a drone, and she asked if I would be able to retrieve it because she hit a tree. I pondered how this girl knew my apartment number, but then my desire to help took over. I was like, ummm, "how high up is it and what kind of tree is it? Is it close to the trunk or out on a limb?" She responded by saying "it's pretty high up there," that she didn't know what kind of tree it was, and so I asked, "it's not a pine tree, is it?" "Yes, that's the one! Like a big Christmas tree."
Internally, I thought to myself, "f*ck my life. This tree probably has toothpicks for branches, sap draining from every orifice, and maybe one good union to launch a throw weight through...that is totally obscured by branches." She then pulled up footage of the drone just before and during its crash. It was pretty high up there, but nothing terrible. Maybe 40 feet. I could see that it was part of a row of multiple conifers. "Is it closeby?" I asked, not recognizing the trees.
"I'll drive you and I'll pay you, too, it's right up the street," she said, excited that I seemed willing. I said, "I need like two hours. I just woke up (what I meant was she woke me up). I need to eat and get my gear together." She told me her apartment number and once I was booted up and gear laden, I walked over and she came out and off we went.
Long story short, I ened up putting a line into the tree next to it because it had a really nice co-dominant top with a wide union to aim for, and it was about 15 feet above where the drone was in the other tree and also about 15 feet next to the other tree (from stem to stem). Then I used a grappling hook with a lanyard that I put a hitch climber pulley onto and an eye to eye for progress capture and pulled off some Reg Coates, Mission Impossible style maneuvering, double fisted two systems and used my foot ascender to move laterally and upward on the grappling line. Then I lanyarded into the second tree, tied the drone onto the end of my SRS climb line (I was on my Rope Runner Pro and my 200' Drenaline) and carefully began lowering it down.
This drone was pretty substantial and attached to the bottom of it wasn't your usual webcam sized camera. This was a full blown DLSR made by Canon. Before I lowered it, I took the memory card out and put it into my pocket so that at least she could have all of her photos and video if everything went south. She had given me the lens cap to place on her expensive camera before I went up, so I did that as well. Thankfully, it didn't go south. My original TIP was rock solid, so I had peace of mind throughout the adventure. I undid my grappling hook and put it on my harness along with the lanyard for it. I then had to do a very exciting swing back to the other tree. Then I rappelled to the ground. The whole ordeal took about 45-60 minutes, with 20 min getting a line in. I told her she could repay me by taking drone footage of me climbing some day. That would look pretty sweet. She agreed.
I pretended to be pissed that I got sap on my rope and she laughed and I laughed. Except, I actually was pissed; not at her, but at the situation; but I hate confrontation and I felt like my sappy rope was worth it. She was nice. Gave me something to do...at the crack of dawn. Better than rescuing a feisty feline at least! That drone and camera combo was not cheap, so I felt pretty happy with myself. Besides, she must be pretty friggin' good at photography/videography for that kind of setup. The rotors on that quad-copter were as big as my hands and when she tested them to check for damage, they sounded powerful as f*ck. It will make for some pretty intense content once I collect on this favor and I may have just met someone, other than myself, who might be willing to film some of my videos...better than I can...although, I have a camera that is almost as good as hers, except a) I don't fly mine on a drone and b) I don't use mine to film my YouTube content...but I should. I've been using my phone....but why wouldn't people want to see my hitches tied in Ultra 4K? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?
THE END (true story)