Finally got over yesterday & today's chaos.....
BM2 showed up late in the morning, I gave him a sharp word or 2, and prompted him to get moving. I'd loaded the pickup for the day's job and we headed to the yard to get the chip truck/chipper. Had to reconnect the chipper as I got lucky the day b4 and a friend of wifey was looking for mulch/chips. Both monkeys handled the guidance/reconnect, and as we were late, I yelled back "Am I good to go?". They nodded yes. Big mistake.....
The job was about 45 mins. away for a friend of mine in western NJ. Gave them the address, and told them where to set up if they beat me there. After about 20 miles and moving to secondary road, all of a sudden, feel the truck slow down?!?! Thought maybe it was due to hill I was on, but thought "no, truck's empty, and this isn't too steep...". Looked at mirrors and saw sparks/smoke coming from back of truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pulled over quick and went back to investigate. Seems whoever dropped the chipper pintle ring onto the truck hitch forgot to close the hitch and clasp it!!!!! Looks like I'd been dragging by the chains at 40+ mph for 500+ ft, and the e-brake cable on the chipper kicked in doing it's job, slowing me down. Called ahead to the monkeys and told them where I was, as I needed the jack from the pickup to raise the chipper high enough to put it's own jack in place and reconnect to the truck. Another hour+ down the drain, and the tongue bar and chain slots completely mangled on the chipper.
Finally made it to the job (big 5 stem ash take down), with plans to get all the smaller limbs/wood down/chipped on day one, then come back on day 2 for the remaining stem/wood w/the dump trailer. Due to the delays, did not get the all the stems/limbs down, meaning I'll need both big trucks/chipper/trailer for day 2. Plan on minimizing profit due to that and the F up driving up.
Day 2 was postponed due to rain, so figured "Let me take chipper to dealer to see what yesterday's F-up was going to cost". Big mistake #2....
Chipper dealer is close by on a major highway. As I'm driving there with 3/4 load of chips and chipper in tow, some major stoonad cuts me off to make the jug-handle turn (most likely for the Costco to find out "Yup, still no toilet paper there, Duhhhhh!!"). Due to that, had to slam on brakes, causing me to jack-knife and spin around 2x in traffic!!!! Someone, somewhere must have been smiling on me because amazingly, was able to muscle memory hydro-plane recovery, and managed to avoid all other vehicles, concrete divider, curb and anything else for 300+ feet.
Came to a stop facing backwards into traffic with about 30+ vehicles stopped behind me, and 3 guys from a lawnscrape company yelling "Dude, amazing, you didn't hit anything!!!" They helped guide/stop traffic for me to get out of the way/turn around. I thanked them, paused, and started breathing again..... Made it to the chipper dealer, got out to investigate and find out the trailer cable (lights/directional for chipper) cut and the removable chipper jack bent to no good state (in addition to original tongue/chain issue). Another ~$400 bonus cost, in addition to the eventual tongue replacement (cost yet unknown),...
There may not be enough adult beverages tonight to properly recover....