Sympathize with you, an idiot neighbor can really stress you out! Neighbor stories.... I had one whose dog was keeping me up at night, every night. He was somewhat damn deaf, and when I went to talk to him about it, he said, "Well, that's what dogs do, bark". A real gem, he also went around borrowing money from the neighbors, which he'd never pay back, of course.
He pissed me off so much, and the lack of sleep made me so unstable, that I went out one night and punctured all four of his tires on his mini van, just to get back at him.
He finally burned down his outbuilding that housed his dog and horse, killing them. I went over and pulled his sorry azz out of the fire, while he was trying futilely to put it out while it was all around him. Never got any credit for the deed, since he didn't say anything, nor that he was the cause, not that I wanted any, except not having had the cops snooping around like maybe I started it. :roll:
It's a no win when you have a real jerk to contend with, unless you leave them to burn up too. My bad, there.