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bill22
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That is freaking awesome, Bill. We have to save that one for posterity.
I actually emailed the guy, I'll let you guys know if he replies.
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I actually emailed the guy, I'll let you guys know if he replies.
Here's a real special one from someone who really cares. sale-nrzgn-2237338994@craigslist.org
http://albany.craigslist.org/wan/2237338994.html Maybe it will work now?
SkwerI
Treehouser
Haahaahaa!
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Dang! I just threw mine away!
SoonerFan
TreeHouser
Only when you wear panty hose.
SkwerI
Treehouser
Well I guess that would explain the strange looks I've been getting. How am I supposed to keep up with all the fashion rules? They change so quickly. :roll:
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Well... it's in the local classifieds as opposed to Craigs list... buttttttt... Amusing none the less.
Tree Removal
Tree Removal We have an old pine we would like removed. Some electrical lines to negotiate. We are not interested in the wood, so we are looking for someone to haul it away. Looking for someone to take the tree down in exchange for the firewood and or the best offer for removal. Here's a photo!!
Tree Removal
Tree Removal We have an old pine we would like removed. Some electrical lines to negotiate. We are not interested in the wood, so we are looking for someone to haul it away. Looking for someone to take the tree down in exchange for the firewood and or the best offer for removal. Here's a photo!!
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
This one from the same classifieds makes me wonder though 
Wanted: Wild pig for eating I have friends who are looking for wild pig for eating. If there are any hunters out there who are interested, please let me know by email or phone call, and I'll pass along their info.
Wanted: Wild pig for eating I have friends who are looking for wild pig for eating. If there are any hunters out there who are interested, please let me know by email or phone call, and I'll pass along their info.
Tree Reb
TreeHouser
Not Craigslist but I can't find an ebay thread.
Want some tools, and more and more and more tools?
SNAP ON TOOLS ------LARGE COLLECTION
Want some tools, and more and more and more tools?
SNAP ON TOOLS ------LARGE COLLECTION
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
HOLY MOLY!!!
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
That's a lotta metal!
top_notch
Treehouser
Homelite XL 923. Looks pretty cool.http://denver.craigslist.org/tls/2474381697.html
flushcut
TreeHouser
I can't even imagine what that cost to buy. Maybe $300k.Not Craigslist but I can't find an ebay thread.
Want some tools, and more and more and more tools?
SNAP ON TOOLS ------LARGE COLLECTION
Tree Reb
TreeHouser
One handed, two stroke chainsaw.
Only available in Western Australia.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260819242359&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
Only available in Western Australia.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260819242359&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
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woodworkingboy
TreeHouser
Shipping would be too high.
flushcut
TreeHouser
That's awesome.
Paul B
I dig hammocks.
Deva, you reading this? 
LOL
$1000 Best. Roommate. Ever.
Date: 2011-08-18, 3:39PM PDT
Reply to: hous-ughzv-2549849730@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass friggin' roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You friggin' found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York friggin' City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.
Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no friggin' clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.
A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh frig I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. frig it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's friggin' FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your friggin' socks off.
I also read a lot. I friggin' LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. friggin' smart. Do you like movies? I friggin' love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE frig YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James friggin' Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!
A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I friggin' LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty friggin' cool right?
I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!
Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your friggin' mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.
cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2549849730
LOL$1000 Best. Roommate. Ever.
Date: 2011-08-18, 3:39PM PDT
Reply to: hous-ughzv-2549849730@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass friggin' roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You friggin' found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York friggin' City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.
Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no friggin' clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.
A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh frig I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. frig it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's friggin' FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your friggin' socks off.
I also read a lot. I friggin' LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. friggin' smart. Do you like movies? I friggin' love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE frig YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James friggin' Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!
A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I friggin' LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty friggin' cool right?
I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!
Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your friggin' mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.
cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2549849730
pantheraba
More biners!!!
hahahaha..I almost never read this thread...what a mistake. Great find!!!
Tree Reb
TreeHouser
Who needs a Mustang when you can get this for $5000.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html
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