So, your a tree, growing in a forest, straight and tall. Then some hairless ape with an awfully loud machine shows up and cuts you down. What's more, next they strip you of all your limbs and foliage, even your bark! Then dry they dry you out, soak you in chemicals, and haul you off somewhere, bolt FAKE branches on you, and stand you in a hole. Then they tie cables all over you, going from the last poor bastard like you, to the next. That's it, now your some cruel facsimile of the beautiful specimen you once were, just to await falling to the ground all over again. Damned hairless apes, the indignity of it all!