Firstly, I ate my pride and apologized to my girlfriend for being a dick last night.
See what I did there? Zing!
Secondly, I also had a breakfast for dinner: Scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage, melted shredded cheese, diced onion, sliced Bell pepper, diced potato...I think that's it...I just mixed it all together...no omelet or anything like that. I washed it down with 100 proof vodka mixed with orange juice or as you bartending folks call it, a "Screwdriver." They probably call it that because it loosens you up....or not...who knows...artistic license, I suppose. I think I'll go for a drive now. Just kidding haha