The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[FireFighterZero]

That elf is going on the naughty list!

 

[FireFighterZero]

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[MasterBlaster]

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[Fiddler]

good run!

 

[MasterBlaster]

You have to be a fan of Game Of Thrones to understand that last pic!

 

[Fiddler]

yep, he was a real sweetheart...

 

[FireFighterZero]

So it was an ironic coffee mug, yeah?

Are you saying he was maybe not the No.1 dad?

 

[MasterBlaster]

He burned his daughter alive.

 

[FireFighterZero]

Yep that would put him out of the running.

He should have to give the mug back, like Miss Columbia.

 

[MasterBlaster]

It was a pretty unbelievable scene.

GOT rawks!!! I can't wait 'til the new season starts.

 

[FireFighterZero]

I was just reading an internet debate about GOT and Breaking Bad. So far Breaking Bad has the lead for the greatest show in history.

Never seen either of them. I watch a lot of cartoons.

 

[MasterBlaster]

You are missing out.

Seriously...

It's like playing a bass with only one string.

Sure, it can be done, but...

 

[stig]

I went with the other option and simply read the books.
Old fashioned, I know...................

On the other hand, Most books are better than the films made after them, in fact, right off, I can only think of one that wasn't.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I like doing both.

 

[Mick!]

On the other hand, Most books are better than the films made after them, in fact, right off, I can only think of one that wasn't.

Difficult to say with any real authority but the film Trainspotting was better than the book.

 

[bstewert]

The monastery
There once was a monastery that was very strict. Following a vow of silence, no one was allowed to speak at all. But there was one exception to this rule. Every ten years, the monks were permitted to speak just two words. After spending his first ten years at the monastery, one monk went to the head monk. "It has been ten years," said the head monk.
"What are the two words you would like to speak?"
"Bed... hard..." said the monk.
"I see," replied the head monk.
Ten years later, the monk returned to the head monk's office. "It has been ten more years," said the head monk. "What are the twowords you would like to speak?"
"Food... stinks..." said the monk.
"I see," replied the head monk.
Yet another ten years passed and the monk once again met with the head monk who asked,
"What are your two words now, after these
ten years?"
"I... quit!" said the monk.
"Well, I can see why," replied the head monk. "All you ever do is complain."

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[gf beranek]

his heart wasn't into it. painful choices we make.

 

[MasterBlaster]

n

 

[candoarms]

The following comes from a website called TreeRemoval.com. It's supposed to serve as a tree care and related cost guide to homeowners. I couldn't help but laugh when I read the following regarding the most common accidents related to tree care.

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5. Cuts

Cuts are another common type of injury that a person may receive while cutting down a tree. In most events, the cuts are a result of improper use of power cutting equipment such as chainsaws or when using manual tools such as a hacksaw.

http://www.treeremoval.com/10-common-tree-cutting-accidents/#.Vo6bAFky1UQ
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Now Ma....I ain't never used no hacksaw when cuttin' down no danged tree. Maybe i's doin' it all wrong? LOL

Joel

 

[MasterBlaster]

Seems legit...

 

[bstewert]

I read that to mean injuries can occur when using an improper tool like a hacksaw, not that they are using the hacksaw improperly. Could have been worded better.

 

[Fiddler]

Hand saw = In the hand of an arborist
Hack saw = fill in the blank

just my take on it...

 

[Fiddler]

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[MasterBlaster]