LOL!
My wood is great.
No really, I'm not into chipping big wood. I keep a lot of the smaller stuff, 6" +, even smaller at times. Nice and straight. I've got the bigger wood too, will just handle it differently. I don't want to go big into firewood, I just figure I already gave up a few thousand this year from turning down the firewood calls. I'd like to make a couple hundred cash after work delivering a load, and splitting on rainy days and such.
Not to mention run my house off wood, minus the hot water for now.