Random intoxicated thoughts... possibly nsw

[gf beranek]

Am I in the right thread? But of course. Rando intoxicated thoughts!

 

[Batla]

Va ti fare cuire un oeuf !

Frankie, you definitly have a strong indian or north african accent when you 'write' in french..

 

[Jonny]

Is anyone surprised that the target market group for fidget spinners lost interest really quickly?

 

[Marc-Antoine]

Too bad to lost it so quickly, given how hard it is to find the tiniest interest about that thing.

 

[Jonny]

What sounds more believable, a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 10 foot neck?

 

[Frankie]

I believe the answer to that query is the number 42

 

[Jonny]

I believe the answer to that query is the number 42

Ahh yea. The ultimate answer to the universe, life, and everything.
I love that book.

 

[Jonny]

Triscuts are pretty good if you’ve ever wondered what the wicker furniture tastes like but it cost too much to eat.

 

[Jonny]

Betty White starred in a TV show about being an old lady 35 years ago.

 

[Jonny]

Ever since 1773, the Atlantic Ocean has been a bunch of salty weak tea.

 

[Benjo75]

Playing hide and seek, can you ever find the perfect hiding place? If it was perfect, you wouldn't ever find it.

 

[Fiddler]

Elaine Chow is married to Mitch McConnell

She's not Mrs. McConnell, but she is
She's not Miss Chow
Ms is meant to hide marital status, so that's out.
What is she?
Sorry Elaine..can I just call you Elaine?
oh...don't call?

 

[SeanKroll]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts will.


Fixed the autocorrect...my worst enema!

 

[Jonny]

At some point, Subway convinced us that it’s healthy to eat almost a loaf of bread in one sitting.

 

[Tree09]

It is very hard to blame molesting kids on a sandwich, especially one that might be toasted.

 

[Benjo75]

My dad saw those commercials years ago where Jared lost about 160 lbs. My dad said he wasn't eating there because he only weighs about 145 and really couldn't afford to loose any weight.

 

[Jonny]

“ Not Safe For Work” is less syllables than “ NSFW”

 

[Jonny]

NSFW doesn’t exist if you work in the porn industry.

 

[Fiddler]

Mother nature & Father Time
Can't get together it seems
Because by the time we learn the game
We're too old to make the team -Nipsy Russell

 

[flushcut]

You know what fu ck PC bullshit! Happy St. Paddy"s Day

 

[Mick!]

Lose sounds like it should be spelt loose.
Loose sounds like it should be spelt lose.

 

[Jonny]

CPR is like the human version of blowing in a video game cartridge and hoping it works again.

 

[Mellow]

Another $1.9 TRILLION was recently added to our national debt. Can anyone really comprehend how incredibly large that number is? For perspective, a million seconds is a little more than 11 DAYS while a trillion seconds is around 31,688 YEARS!

 

[Tree09]

It turns me on when Republicans start bitching about spending deficits... from the sidelines.

 

[Mellow]