I did, what I thought was an impossible thing today.
I'm still at home, sickish.
Got a call from a very polite, very near panic gentleman.
The storm we had 2 weeks ago ( The one that cost me my 500i) knocked over a bunch of trees around his vacation cabin, but for resons unknown, let 1 tree stand.
Now there is another storm forecast for tomorrow ( We were going to do a cabling job on a historical Horse chestnut, but had to call it off) and he just knew the tree was going to eat the cabin.
A local arb company had promised to deal with it, didn't show up, didn't pick up their phone.
So for some obscure reason he called the county and screamed "HELP!!!!"
The guy at the county is a former forester, that I've done tons of work for, so he gave him my number.
I told him I'd drive down and see what could be done.
His wife went down to meet me.
Turned out the tree was a largish Larch, COMPLETELY covered in ivy.
As in: a giant green ball, no branches visible. Green popsicle!
Leaning towards the "cabin" ( these "" are because that is a "cabin" that costs more than my entire property).
We've had 3 days of solid rain, the ground is soaked through, so I had to tell her, it would definitely go and the cabin with it.
I tried to get hold of the crew, they were in the opposite end of the island, of course, and I knew whoever I asked to chew their way up into that green jungle in high winds and heavy rain, would do a Gollum on me.
( Hates it, hates it, hates it forever!!!!)
Nobody picked up their phone.
So I figured, why not give it a try, dropping it full size.
I'm a logger, felling trees is what I do.
So I shot a line across the green ball, got a rope across it, set a block in the neighbours flagpole and tightened the rope with the truck ( Didn't have a skid steer with me, sorry)
The whole time I was thinking: " This is not going to work etc.....etc.....etc.............)
Lo and behold, the rope went right through the green ball and tightened up fine.I never would have thought one could be so lucky........................in one try!!!
Then it was just a question of tightening up, keeping a close look at the flagpole ( Never can tell how well those are set) And felling the tree perpendicular to the rope.
Bingo!
That is one client, who thinks I'm god!
Except for the fact that I got hit by a fit of coughing that lasted 30 minutes and ended with me blowing cookies on the neighbour's lawn, twice............................ god doesn't puke on lawns, I think.
I must have looked real bad, because she asked if I wanted to come in and lie down before driving home.
Corona got me worse that I thought.
I was thinking I'd go out tomorrow and kill some trees, forget about that.