Horrible Dog Attack (not really!)

[MasterBlaster]

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[Tree09]

I need that

 

[flushcut]

Dog sitting for my wife's aunt. Her name is Molly. I like dogs but I like the freedom of not having a dog or cleaning up poop daily.

 

[MasterBlaster]

So, you don't like dogs enough...

 

[stig]

I have had dogs all my life.
The only time I've ever had to "clean up dog poo" was when I walked my Swiss girlfriend's little Jack Russel on the streets of Deitingen, CH.

 

[flushcut]

So, you don't like dogs enough...

No I love dogs but seeing how I am past the diaper stage with my kids I just want a long break from poop duty.

 

[MasterBlaster]

If you have a fenced in yard it's no problem.

 

[stig]

Quite the opposite, Butch.

If you have a fenced yard, the dogs will shit in there and you'll have to clean it up.

I live on 4½ acres and the only fence is inside the dogs heads.
They roam freely on my land.

Takes a lot of dogs to fill that much acreage with turds.
Actually, they mostly shit at work, in the woods.

 

[Mick!]

Funny thing is with Igor is that he won’t go in the garden, he has to do it on a walk.

 

[stig]

Richard's Tshaka is like that.
He'll hold it till he is let out of the car at work, then immediately go off and get it done.

Probably a healthy instinct, you don't shit where you live.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I've never cleaned dog turds on my lawn - I just mow over them.

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[Mick!]

Seriously?

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[Stumpshot]

Hopefully not a chocolate doughnut. First & last in one sitting.

 

[Tree09]

Looks like a wax ring....

 

[MasterBlaster]

I think the killer pit lived!

 

[gf beranek]

Don't forget, Dog spelled backwards is God. They're cool. I think they know us better than we know them.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'd rather have a dog than a god, anyday.

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[MasterBlaster]

https://i.imgur.com/Qol2X9k.mp4

Hahahahahaaa! Silly pup!

 

[MasterBlaster]

The Goodest Boy!

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[Fiddler]