Twitter...I don't get it.

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You can meet girls that way...

From Best of Craig's List...

On April 8th, I came out from the restroom in your office on Blanco at Bitters and you were sitting there, half-hidden by the frosted sliding glass window. Sandy blonde hair, purple scrubs, sitting at the desk with that cute smile that some orthodontist must have been very proud of. I handed you my sample cautiously. It was slumped to the side of the clear container, slightly smeared and mushed at the top from where I had to break it off to fit the lid on the jar. You gave me a cute grin and asked the silly phrase "Did everything come out OK?", to which I stuttered out a broken 'yes'.

It felt like an eternity as I stood there, mesmerized, before I realized that it was just plain awkward. I promptly left the office in embarrassment and thought of you for most of that evening, graciously accepting my excretions, smiling while doing so.

I have been back but have not seen you there. I made an appt. for problems with diarrhea and when you weren’t there, I took the cup home, in hopes of bringing it back at a time when you, and your beautiful smile, were present. I wish I could find a different, and less embarrassing, affliction to be treated for, but your head physician specializes in that type of diagnosis.

If you read this, and felt same connection I did, please email me back.
 
Twitter: little birdy sitting on a branch making little twittering noises.

Saying nothing, really, just making little twittering noises. Sort of like what I am saying/typing right now. Just listening to myself type this answer. Its a bright beautiful morning here right now, thank goodness the hard wind has stopped, but of course that means that it will get pretty hot later in the day, maybe today the job will go smoother but what I really hope for isthatIcanfindananswertomychevyquestionsonthatotherthreadandreallymakethisoldvehicleperformthewayIwantitoblahblahblahblah
 
isthatIcanfindananswertomychevyquestionsonthatotherthreadandreallymakethisoldvehicleperformthewayIwantitoblahblahblahblah

hahaha...stream of consciousness...just what we all need to be doing these days..turn loose the monkeys in the mind..set yo-self FREE!!!

It's all WACK.
 
Twitter: little birdy sitting on a branch making little twittering noises.

Saying nothing, really, just making little twittering noises. Sort of like what I am saying/typing right now. Just listening to myself type this answer. Its a bright beautiful morning here right now, thank goodness the hard wind has stopped, but of course that means that it will get pretty hot later in the day, maybe today the job will go smoother but what I really hope for isthatIcanfindananswertomychevyquestionsonthatotherthreadandreallymakethisoldvehicleperformthewayIwantitoblahblahblahblah

The tool is of little use to those who have no use for it - or those who can't figure out how to use it.

I stumbled upon an outdoor guide who uses Twitter to post updates for what is happening in the forest where they are at.

One day - they post that the Rhododendrons are in bloom.

Another day - where the Roosevelt Elk are feeding.

It becomes a resource for travelers or people taking photos, so they know when to drive out to take photos or see the wildlife they want to see.

In that case, it is used as a productive tool.
 
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I wouldn't waste your time worrying about it. One word... Fad.


It'll pass.
 
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