Thanks again to the pros for the info. That's what keeps me addicted to this place. Why anyone wld spend an ounce of his time on those poop-stain arbo websites is beyond me.
Quick question for the pros: (Dave, Stig, Burnham, Jer, and.... o.k. maybe Willie.) Is there any formula for deciding when the basal area (hinge diameter) of a stump is not sufficient to fall a tree because of its height in a very slight breeze? O.k.... dumbest question ever. Here's what happened.
"Hey Jed... I'll give ya four hundred bucks if you can fall eight dog-hair Firs out on Whidbey Island on Saturday." Me: "Uh... Yeah, sure I can...
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So there I was: out on Whidbey Island last Saturday looking like a total idiot, because I didn't want to slam eight 120' to 160' Dougs into a twenty degree lay between a house and a Red Cedar keeper. Cldn't climb or the job wldn't get done on time. Long story short. Faced the first and second biggest pig up a hair too close to the Cedar. Told my foreman, "Yeah I got er' going a hair-bit too close to the Cedar cause I'm scared of the house, but I can always torch off that corner as it goes over to save out the Cedar a bit." Foreman: "O.k." ....... Ripped out way too many branches on the cedar. The next three streched out perfect by the grace of God, then we decided to take the other four into the woods. Thank God. ............... Climbed the Cedar to prune-out my mistakes, and got the 400 with a happy home owner to boot, but only by the grace of God. ................................ Man, I coulda smashed that house!!!!!!!!!!! I've got totally no idea what the heck I'm doing!!!!
Lots of wedges, big gaps in the hinge, Sizwills under the gaps.... all of that stuff, even tolerably-well implemented cldn't save that Cedar with a novice faller at the helm. I'll tell you boys something else: just cause you can port a 440 to cut better than the boys at the shop, and sharpen a straight-cutting saw with a triangle file--that still don't make you no timber-faller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man!!!!!!!!!! I swear!!!!!!!!!! I'm scared to death just THINKING about how retarded I am. Praise God that poor guy's house is still there. Ah!! I hate the wind so Much too!!!! I swear, it was just the slightest, tiniest little breeze, but you shoulda' seen that dog-hair swayin' way up there. It'll put the fear of God in ya if you have to fall anything. Man, I swear, I paced off the tallest of those pigs at 160', and my 32" bar got all the way through, even though a narrow Humbolt was cut clean off the ground. Needless to say, they all wedged pretty easy. O.k. I'm gonna' try to relax again now...