Are you insane man???
BEARS!!!
Man. I didn't even think of that.
My only excuse is that the only bears we have here, Polar bears, will never be found in areas where trees grow.
So the risk of being eaten by one while bucking a log is nil.
Polar bears see humans as a food source, unlike Grizzly bears which will normally only attack if scared or annoyed.
Polar bears are bigger than Grizzly as well.
So, Butch, if you want a bear to be afraid of, choose a polar bear.