The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

[MasterBlaster]

Freaking idiots.

 

[Al Smith]

Today is when they go bonkers at the shopping centers .

 

[MasterBlaster]

I imagine I'll have an interesting shift today.

 

[NeTree]

And the evil corporations will get a nice boost, because consumers are stupid. Thousands of sheeple lined up at WalMart... ready to spend their dollars on crap that helps insure they won't have a job.

 

[Al Smith]

Little do they know that Wally world or K-mart doesn't sell that stuff at a lose .

PT Barnum the greatest flim flam man the world has ever known said the first trick is get them inside .

 

[woodworkingboy]

Seizures while watching a movie and the tele.....

The Pokemon thing was big here, kids were falling apart all over the place.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/25/idUS177532184120111125

 

[sawinredneck]

Don't express your thought's or opinions in KS, Big brother is watching you!
http://www.examiner.com/progressive...ownback-names-himself-high-school-bully-chief

 

[sawinredneck]

Don't express your thought's or opinions in KS, Big brother is watching you!
http://www.examiner.com/progressive...ownback-names-himself-high-school-bully-chief

 

[woodworkingboy]

Put simply, the governor is paranoid and the principal is an idiot.

 

[sawinredneck]

YUP! And I'd like very much for both of them to be unemployed for that stunt!

 

[woodworkingboy]

They penalize a student for taking an interest in politics and wanting to express an opinion. "Here little children, now everyone line up neatly".

 

[Rborist1]

WOW, LOL!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063954/Asda-tell-chef-You-buy-lime--classed-weapon.html

 

[Rborist1]

What is going on down there?

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[jefflovstrom@sb]

Really?!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...elieves-himself-on-the-Charge?urn=nfl-wp12647

 

[NeTree]

Slow news day?

 

[sawinredneck]

Not really news, but not really sure where else to put it, this seems interesting, or something?

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[MasterBlaster]

Pretty fricking inventive.

 

[woodworkingboy]

The cop that arrested the five year old should get a commendation for bravery

 

[gf beranek]

The cop that arrested the five year old should get a commendation for bravery

Indeed.

 

[NeTree]

What, no hazardous duty pay?

 

[SkwerI]

OK, this is disturbing. A third grade teacher hosts a party for some of her female students, then makes them all dress up in costume bras and panties so she can videotape them decorating the Christmas tree? People suck.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/teacher-hosted-underage-panty-party-346719

 

[NeTree]

And my daughter can't understand why I'm SOOOOO over-protective.

 

[Mr. Sir]

Speaking of guns:

No joke! ATF bans scrub-pad stockpiles

 

[Tree Reb]

You think that's tough, you can't buy two limes in England.


A chef was stunned to find she was almost banned from buying two limes from a supermarket - because they could be classed as a weapon.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...u-buy-lime--classed-weapon.html#ixzz1fB6olpAd

 

[Thor's Hammer]

That woman's an idiot. It was the self service checkout machine that was faulty, and the cashier made a joke about it. Why on earth she went to the paper is a mystery, but it's typical Daily Mail tabloid idiocy. Surprised it didn't say that limes are a cancer risk or that it will affect the value of your house.