The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

[NeTree]

"but the state and courts have said that wouldn't be as effective in daytime."

If you can't see a freaking horse-drawn buggy in broad daylight, you shouldn't be driving to begin with.

 

[stig]

This reminds me of my " no fun in any religion" comment in another thread.

This is quite funny!

 

[Rborist1]

You seriously can't make this sh*t up!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/1...nder-patients-raises-questions/#ixzz1b3hkrVG5

 

[NeTree]

I saw crap like this coming; I told y'all so.

 

[MasterBlaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvmT9SKgrQ

 

[NeTree]

That's just... sick. Double-Yew-Tee-Eff SICK.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

FAWWWWWWK

 

[woodworkingboy]

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/126291/worlds_worst_mom_abandons_kids

 

[Rborist1]

This case has been going on for awhile now, total B.S.

 

[Rborist1]

Now this is something that you do not hear of everyday......sh*t happens.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html

 

[CurSedVoyce]

I think they misspelled his last name... Should be an O not an A

 

[woodworkingboy]

I've heard of sh@t being carried on a silver platter....kings n stuff, but never a gold platter made from it.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Up Up And Away

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Another Mother of the Year contender

 

[MasterBlaster]

Idiots.

 

[woodworkingboy]

Not just idiots, pretty high up on the list of them. People keep fighting for the top position.

 

[SouthSoundTree]

Grounds for sterilization, at least!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Idiots are a special breed

 

[gf beranek]

what's the world coming to

 

[Rborist1]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/2...in-baby-swing-for-hours-after-bet-goes-wrong/

 

[gf beranek]

Only guessing he got the $100.

 

[NeTree]

Dignity is priceless.

 

[NeTree]

http://www.infowars.com/tsa-agent-jokes-about-finding-sex-toy-during-luggage-inspection/

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[jefflovstrom@sb]

what's the world coming to

You asked.
http://news.yahoo.com/uss-most-powerful-nuclear-bomb-being-dismantled-071325260.html