The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

[NeTree]

Sometimes... the cops get screwed.

Since when do illegal aliens have "constitutional rights"?

 

[gf beranek]

Well it holds some promise for the world. I'll give it that.

 

[Rborist1]

WTF?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/27/foster-homes-sex-offenders_n_1037490.html

 

[woodworkingboy]

I always thought that the grammar school that I went to had the same address as a place for the mentally deranged.

 

[sawinredneck]

It's the government protecting us from ourselves again Craig, you expect perfection from them?

 

[Rborist1]

For the amount of taxes that we all pay, we should be expecting a whole lot more then we are getting.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

good ol Califriggenfornica. :roll:

 

[NeTree]

You really CAN'T make this http://moonbattery.com/?p=4319 shit up.

 

[Rborist1]

More of the same, give your head a shake.

http://www.khow.com/cc-common/news/...tml?feed=104668&article=9383928#ixzz1dPXcB8lS

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Wait until they see the new flag if this shit keeps up!

 

[NeTree]

Yup.

 

[gf beranek]

The American constitution was written to prevent these very things from happening.

God bless the American Constitution.

 

[Rborist1]

Some people have more money then brains..........

http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2011/11/really-4-3-million-for-that-photo

 

[woodworkingboy]

Wonder if it will get dropped off at the neighborhood frame shop now...pick it up at 3.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Buggers... Chip, Roger and Jay take better pictures than that ! We need some better marketing for our friends here!

 

[Rborist1]

It's official......

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/its-official-total-us-debt-passes-15-trillion

 

[Al Smith]

What is that deal with that judge in California assuming he has the right to allow a school board to dictate in any way the proud display of the stars and stripes ? Good grief !

I'd like to see them try that chit in Canada where they have maple leaf on every thing you could imagine .Proudly they do and proudly they should .

 

[woodworkingboy]

New use for tire sealant.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501363_162-57328363/police-fake-doc-injected-cement-in-womans-rear/

 

[SouthSoundTree]

Where do you store your tire sealer?

In the trunk.

 

[Al Smith]

Oh Lawdy .It seem to be have been the rage a few years back to get their butts pumped up to get
a J-Lo basketball ass .Imagine what they'll look like by the time those Dolly Parton hooters and satchel rump get over come by the forces of gravity . Not to mention the very idea of those soup cooler lips .They must be nuts Good grief .

 

[NeTree]

A new low in airline customer service, I'd say...

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/travel/134029198.html

 

[Dave Shepard]

Well, at least they weren't in flight when the fuel light came on.

 

[NeTree]

Please deposit $1.00 for the next 5 minutes of flight, please...

 

[Al Smith]

One only has to look at where that aircraft was registered at to figure that one out .

Seems they've been clip jointing seedy hotels and gas stations for years ,why not airlines .

 

[woodworkingboy]

Shopping rage!

http://chatsworth.patch.com/article...-crush-for-bargains-at-wal-mart#photo-8538658