The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

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Well, it IS the time of year when squirrels are out collecting nuts, after all.
 
No link, but there was a story on the radio this morning of a 7 year old boy being investigated for sexual harassment for punching another student in the balls for stealing.
 
Those authorities are totally devoid of any ability for creative thinking, unable to figure out things for themselves, just dried out and hardened cases from A to Z. I expect that they have no love in their lives, are unable to bring forth compassion, no place to seek shelter from the storms of their minds. They are sick.
 
OK, so you cheated on the guy that was going to give you a tattoo, THEN you get drunk and pass out in process of said tattoo, WHAT DO YOU THINK is going to happen?

That is Karma right there!
 
Being they were both alleged trailer-park residents, I'd have believed it.
 
You know those tiny gun rings that women sometimes wear on a finger.... with earrings to match it could add up to multiple counts.
 
The exact same government that mandated these idiotic rules also just passed a law allowing the military to detain American citizens indefinitely without any reason or justification whatsoever. Really instills a sense of trust, huh?
 
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