The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Maximalist]

Vision check. What numbers are visible?

 

[gf beranek]

3,4,5,2,8,3,9

obscure, but real numbers.

 

[Maximalist]

This Friday I have to go to the annual medical examination at the Fire Station. There are vision tests there. I hope everything will be fine.

 

[gf beranek]

what numbers did you get?

 

[stig]

1528

 

[Marc-Antoine]

1528, I was close to say 1628.
But seeing it still, I see 2 in center, 58 are just ghosts. To identify them and the 1, I have to scroll up and down quickly with the mouse. Something more on the right but I can't say what.
In the hidden objects, there's a knife too, between the tail and the trunk. A paperclip under the cat's belly, a fork bottom right corner. PIC written on the cat's elbow and LOU on her shoulder.

 

[Maximalist]

what numbers did you get?

what numbers did you get?

3452839 I'll probably be able to get a medical checkup. In addition to the numbers, there is a funny picture-in-picture test on this medical board. Just like in that picture with the leopard. And there is a time limit.

 

[BeerGeek]

At first, I was on board with Stig's answer ( 1528 ). But when I squinted to focus further, I saw what Jerry & Andrey list (the 1 is actually a 4; the 3 on the right just takes a second to focus, the 3 & 9 on the ends took staring for about 10 seconds). The ends are so slightly different, they are almost truly hidden.

 

[Underwor]

3452839

 

[ruel]

3452839 that's a fun one!

 

[Maximalist]

3452839 that's a fun one!

Interestingly, the sum of all these digits is 34. The first two digits in this set.

 

[gf beranek]

The only way I could see all the numbers was by looking off to the side and viewing them in the periphery.

 

[Maximalist]

The only way I could see all the numbers was by looking off to the side and viewing them in the periphery.

 

[Dave Shepard]

342839

 

[SkwerI]

45283. I couldn't see the first or last ones.

 

[Nutball]

I only noticed the middle ones at first, then realized there were 2 more, then looked for and found there were 2 more.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[flushcut]

That’s the only way to fit in with the Walmartians.

 

[tblough]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[gf beranek]

crack me up!

 

[frans]

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
3. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
4. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
6. They begin the evening news with ‘Good Evening,’ then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
7. To steal ideas from someone is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
8. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency notify____”, I put‘DOCTOR.’
9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they look sexy.
11. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
12. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
13. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
14. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it.
15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
16. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one
18. I am not arguing with you, I am explaining why you are wrong.

 

[Maximalist]

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[Bermy]

Late to the game 645283...
Now my eyes hurt.

 

[Maximalist]

Late to the game 645283...
Now my eyes hurt.

Ladies are not late, they create intrigue!