The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[lxskllr]

 

[Mellow]

"I don't remember asking you a g-- d--- thing!!!"

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

True Story

 

[Jonny]

 

[gf beranek]

I fell for it.

It's all perspective.

 

[Maximalist]

In this picture there is a banana, a hand, a fish, a mushroom and a brush. Try to find...

 

[Burnham]

I see the fish and the hand...

 

[BlackSmith]

I see something that looks familiar but none of the above.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

So far.. Mushroom, Brush, Hand, Fish, and just found banana

 

[flushcut]

Well how about the slice of pie?

 

[Jonny]

There’s a cat too

 

[Nutball]

And a tree

 

[flushcut]

A spoon too

 

[flushcut]

And a shoe

 

[BeerGeek]

Got'em all as well. Nice Andrey.

 

[BlackSmith]

I had a brief moment of funny this morning, least I thought it was. The wife unit had to have emergency kidney stone surgery. While we were still in the ER the surgeon was telling us how lucky we were that the smartest most skilled Dr. was on duty, him. After that introduction his voice kinda faded away like most experts seem to to me. Then I heard him say something about today being 2/22/22. I spoke up and said “Yeah, that’s the last combination like that we’ll see”, and then he said “What about 3/33/33?”. Without moving my head I looked around the room at my wife, two nurses and an orderly with a blank stare. Before I could say anything the orderly said “March only has 31 days”. The room exploded with lols. I looked at the orderly and asked him if HE wanted to operate on my wife. Gods gift to the healthcare industry’s face turned blood red and stormed out of the room. My wife asked the one nurse if we could reschedule this. lmao

 

[Maximalist]

Got'em all as well. Nice Andrey.

I can't find a spoon, a shoe, and a slice of pie…

 

[flushcut]

The spoon is on the lowest large branch in the middle bottom of the pic, the piece of pie is just above the spoon, and the shoe is just to the left of the banana slightly higher up.

 

[Mellow]

And a comb, just above the spoon.

 

[Maximalist]

Thanks! I'm not very observant.

 

[gf beranek]

I'm not so sure about those objects in that picture. Even pointed out (circled) they appear subjective to me.

Kind of like looking at a piece of burnt toast and seeing Elvis Presley. You know?

 

[vharrison]

Me too, cant say that I am seeing any of them.

 

[gf beranek]

I was thinking, "how come I can't see any of those objects?"

The fish? I picked that out, but again I think it's purely subjective viewpoint.

 

[Maximalist]

Every artist sees the world around him in his own way.