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[stig]

I think I'll stick to paper money for a while yet:

https://gizmodo.com/crypto-exchange-says-it-cant-repay-190-million-to-clie-1832309454

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Indeed.

This is interesting... I was aware of magnetic pole shift, just unaware of how much it has each year...
https://www.npr.org/2019/02/04/691471616/as-magnetic-north-pole-zooms-toward-siberia-scientists-update-world-magnetic-mod?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20190204

 

[kevin bingham]

Interesting about the cows too. Never heard that

 

[FireFighterZero]

Good thing that dung beetles navigate by the stars and moon.

 

[kevin bingham]

Where do they navigate too?

 

[FireFighterZero]

Back to the love nest.


Nothing says I love you honey like a big ball of shit.

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[MasterBlaster]

Love those guys!

 

[squisher]

If this guy was a Canadian he'd have just slapped it silly but not a bad job anyways.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/colorado-runner-chokes-mountain-lion/index.html

 

[MasterBlaster]

Saw that on the news tonight... hell yea - strangle that fucker!

 

[stig]

Less that a year old...........he killed a kitten!

 

[squisher]

he shoulda just scratched it behind the ears and had it purring in his lap.

 

[FireFighterZero]

Always carry a laser pointer when jogging in the woods.

 

[BlackSmith]

A 80 lb. kitten Stig. A coworker has a 30 maine coon and that kitty ain’t to be messed with. I can only imagine how a 80 lb. wildcat would kick my ass.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Stig would judy-chop it.

 

[cory]

Interesting about the cows too.

Truly! Plus, how it was discovered.

Good thing that dung beetles navigate by the stars and moon.

Always carry a laser pointer when jogging in the woods.

You sir, are a trip.

I can only imagine how a 80 lb. wildcat would kick my ass.

I was thinking the same thing. 80 lbs of rock solid, wild sinew on your face. Pretty much game over for most folks.

 

[Mick!]

Under normal circumstances I’m guessing that cougar would make chop suey of me pretty quickly as well.

Anyone see the bear attack scene in the Revenant? I know it was CGI and all but well done nevertheless less.

(Good one Jim by the way!)

 

[SeanKroll]

It's not to 80 pounds, it's the small bits at the ends of the paws and jaws that are the problem.

 

[stig]

I was joking, guys.

Was that so hard to tell?

Actually, I'd love to know how he did.
Putting a rear naked choke on a cat would be something.

 

[squisher]

Oh no. I thought you wuz sirius!

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'd choke the SHIT outta that frigging cougar!

 

[stig]

But how?

 

[MasterBlaster]

So should I just keep my hands in my pockets?

Do you really need me to tell you how to choke something?

 

[Mick!]

Been thinking about it a bit today.

If you were to grab it around the neck front on I think it would disembowel you with its rear legs double quick time, not taking into account it’s front legs tearing your arms and upper body to shreds.

Not disputing the guy’s story, just musing on the mechanics of it.

 

[squisher]

Do you really need me to tell you how to choke something?

With a choke hold. Duh!

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'd be burying my thumbs in its eye sockets, to the hilt.