Nah, my wilder days are over and past.
I did once beat on a train at three am with a 6' 2x4 until I woke the guys up and told them to move it down the tracks 1/2 mile into the woods where no one lived. The idiots stopped right in front of my house and went to sleep for the night with the engine running. No cars, just the engine with engineer and helper.
they told me "the railroad stops where and when it wants" and said to quit making noise so they could go to sleep....I invited them down to talk to me and my stick...they moved.
I did once beat on a train at three am with a 6' 2x4 until I woke the guys up and told them to move it down the tracks 1/2 mile into the woods where no one lived. The idiots stopped right in front of my house and went to sleep for the night with the engine running. No cars, just the engine with engineer and helper.
they told me "the railroad stops where and when it wants" and said to quit making noise so they could go to sleep....I invited them down to talk to me and my stick...they moved.