CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Yup.
I see ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with this relationship or this individual. If we had more people give this much of a literal f*ck about trees, the world would be a healthier, purer place -- so long as there aren't anymore of them than there are homosexual people.Got wood?
I’m head over heels in love with an oak tree — but it isn’t about sex
Describing her sappy romantic yearnings, the “ecosexual” woman said she loves the “feeling of being tiny and supported by something so solid” and “the feeling of not b…nypost.com
I think you won the internet for today.I see ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with this relationship or this individual. If we had more people give this much of a literal f*ck about trees, the world would be a healthier, purer place -- so long as there aren't anymore of them than there are homosexual people.
I don't say that to bash gay people...my concern is for the future of the human race and procreation is pretty crucial for that.
If we had everyone and their dog entering into relationships with organisms of a deciduous or coniferous nature, there would be nobody left willing to f*uck the opposite sex.
Also, and more importantly, this woman is abusive. Why? Because this relationship is NOT consensual. Did the oak tree consent to this erotic physical contact? I doubt it.
We call this sexual abuse, colloquially known as rape. This is tree rape.
(I did a complete 360 as I wrote this)
Two guys I went to school with have died of fentanyl overdoses in the last two weeks. One had been clean for years, nobody knows if it was intentional or not. The other guy just got out of prison, so not a huge surprise, but still, his wife and kids just got him back, only to lose him forever.108,000 fentanyl overdose deaths in one year seem to be easy for team “D” to get over. The border is still wide open.