All this chipper talk, that I know nothing about, inspires a question. I've avoided asking it up til now, but inquiring minds are dying to know.
What's the proper technique, according to professional chipper operators, to feed pedophiles? Is it a head first thing, or is feet first ok? Also, is the preferred unit a Chuck and duck, or are you better off with feed control? I would think the latter, chipping slowly seems more appropriate, at least when feeding feet first, you should already be wearing ear protection anyway. Also rope or tape for the wrists? I could see the rope getting tangled around the drum and causing a problem, which leads me to lean towards duck tape, but I could also see how too much of that could gum things up as well.
"Into the woodchipper" has been something of a meme on the internet for years, and I believe it deserves a nuanced discussion.
Just to clarify, I do not have anyone in mind, but I do have two daughters, so...