Funny Story
As an AF brat, we moved around a bit. My dad got orders to relocate to Misawa AFB, in Japan.
It was an adventure for me and my brother... I had just finished the 7th grade.
The first day me and my lil brother went exploring this new, crazy place.
Long story short, we bought an octopus at an open seafood market for practically nothing.
We snuck it in and arranged it in the fridge, all spread out and looking crazy.
Bear in mind this was an entire small octopus...
Mom was the first victim... she squealed and then LOL'ed!
Me and my brother were laughing our ass off!
Then, she says leave it there for when my dad comes in from work, in an hour or so.
HE about shit his pants! We all laughed our asses off!
He tried to be mad at us for scaring him, but the three of us laughing at him forced him to LOL!
Don't remember what happened to the octopus...