My favorite idiot was one that walked onto a job site we scheduled for a Sunday when no one was supposed to be in the office building. Parking lot closed, taped off, cones and tape blocking the entrance. Chipper next to tree I am trimming, good sized incense cedar. I am up in the tree. Chipper howling. Guy can't hear me, Rob can't hear me as I watch him untie the tape, move the no parking cones and pull his car in. This was before comms.
Rob finally sees, shuts chipper down. I start scolding the guy from up the tree, he basically argues that he has work to do, he is gong to park up here but not under my trees I am trimming. One is over the damn entrance of the building. He goes in. Rob asks what to do. I had him move the truck to block the parking entrance. Reset all the tape and cones. Told him the dust from the cedar and liquid amber, that would be all over the dudes nice car, should remind the dude about his idiocy.
People are totally clueless these days.