Be honest Jed you left a dutchman and she stalled. Right? It's ok it happens to even the best of us. If you just talk about it you'll feel better.
Dang, I can't slip NOTHIN by you brothers. You guys SUCK!!!
Rich: But what I want to know is... did he actually go out and get you guys some Wendy's, or did he just placate you guys with, "Aright, aright... you guys win... I'll go out and get you guys some Wendy's." And then he never shows up with the promised Wendy's, so you call him on it, and, of course, he then just tries to laugh it off like a great big, intolerable, little weasle? Because... if the latter, that that's MY shop inside and out. No man... all I've been doin is little trees this week like this Norway...
I know... I know... You guys want to lick up all a that sap, but DON'T. It tastes freakin CRAZY!
...And then this little Birch. One really hilarious thing though... these construction guys didn't want to fall this pig, because it back-leaned into Lake Washington, so they called us. I wasn't sure if I had good enougy footing to bang wedges, so I hung a rope in it... anyways... all the construction guys came out to watch... I wanted to impress them so I started bangin away, and shure enough... she started comming right over... till I (must have been a bit nervous tryin to impress all them guys) dropped my axe right into the freakin drink.......... MAN! All them boys just started ROARING! I tried to give a goofy little compulsory smile (I must have been as red as a tomato) and then Joe and I put er in the Maasdaam and pulled it right over. Man, that stupid little tree blew all kinds of dirt up in our faces when she come over... the boys were laughing again. I always try to give a pretty good little show when I can.
Nasty little Dutchman, low back cut, and misaligned diagonal. I was nervous... let's be honest. Man it SUCKS trying to impress people.