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Whether fish is considered meat depends on the definition of meat being used:
  • Dictionary definition
    The dictionary defines meat as "the flesh of animals as used for food", which would include fish.
  • Warm-blooded animals
    Some people define meat as the flesh of warm-blooded animals, such as beef, pork, and chicken, and would not consider fish to be meat because it is cold-blooded.
  • Fur-covered mammals
    Others define meat as the flesh of fur-covered mammals, which would exclude fish and chicken.
  • Structural
    Meat can also refer to skeletal muscle, tissues, fat, and innards, in which case fish would be considered meat.
 
Sure. There's the correct definition, and one you pull out of your ass. I tend to avoid the ass notions of others.
 
  • Meat includes the meat or bones of mammals and fowl, soups or gravies made with them, and any food containing even a small quantity of the above.
  • Dairy includes the milk of any kosher animal, all milk products made with it (cream, butter, cheese, etc.), and any food containing even a small quantity of the above.
  • Pareve foods are neither “meat” nor “dairy.” Eggs are pareve, as are all fruits, vegetables and grains. Pareve foods can be mixed with and eaten together with either meat or dairy (fish are parve, but not eaten with meat due to health concerns outlined in the Talmud).
 
THERAPIST: Anyways…

ME: "Anyways" isn't a word....You mean "anyway."

THERAPIST: ANYWAY, We were talking about your difficulties in making friends...
 
Apparently this is just a legend, but largely accepted as fact among students at MIT. Funny if true. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if this happened. MIT students have the absolute best pranks. They once disassembled one of the campus police cruisers and then reassembled it on top of one of the buildings on campus in a single night. That one isn't legend. It actually happened.
 
@lxskllr That made my day! I love when people dub their voices over animal behavior in comedic ways. Some of it is absolute gold.

Here's a short video that is a parody of those Shorts you see where a guy has a table and two chairs, invites people who are having bad days to sit down, puts headphones on them, and then serenades them with impressive, inspiration music played on site, making the stranger smile and improves their day.

 
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