The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[lxskllr]

Maybe if they tasted good, they wouldn't still be that chair :^D

 

[Knotorious]

Maybe if they tasted good, they wouldn't still be that chair :^D

I LOVE Peas! I just get them canned so their easier/faster to eat! But Pizza Rolls are undoubtedly superior. This meme made me laugh.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[flushcut]

So this might not be a joke but I found it funny.
We were coming back from my nieces high school graduation party today and stopped at a gas station. I look over and see a car overheating and steam coming from the front of the car. The guy pops the hood and and pulls out a jug of coolant. Now I’m thinking ‘dude let that cool off for a minute or at least use a rag before opening the radiator’. No, he proceeds to pour the coolant all over the engine never opening the radiator or the overflow tank. Wow! Just wow. Seeing that just reaffirms my suspicions that humanity has gotten dumber in recent years.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd LOVE to hear his explanation of how that works. There's a video floating around of a trailered boat with 20L of fuel in it, and hazmat doing cleanup cause the guy 'filled the tank' by sticking the pump in an oarlock(or some random hole in the gunwale) :^D

edit:
I think it was 200L. The video flashed across the pump quick. It was ~$500+ and whatever amount of fuel it takes to reach that.

 

[Trains]

Hmmm

now they need to do this, but with a chainsaw.





Love Bluey.

 

[Kaveman]

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Yall can Google "Medieval Murder Rabbits" apparently, they were a vicious race of enslavers, and we're all lucky they died out.

 

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[CurSedVoyce]

Hmmm

now they need to do this, but with a chainsaw.





Love Bluey.

Looks like a conversa.tion I'll have with one of my old trucks once in a while. But I do ask a hell of a lot more of them than a mower

 

[flushcut]

I don’t know if I have posted this before, but it’s a good one.