stikine
Treehouser
I think that was more of a compilation of several videos from what I can tell.
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gf beranek
Old Schooler
Sha-boom, Sweetheart...
Jonny
Treehouser
Oh that reminds me, I got a vulture joke. Maybe more a rooster joke…
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
gf beranek
Old Schooler
Virtue is sacrifice in lieu of green.
Yes, it figures now.
Thank you, Frans.
Yes, it figures now.
Thank you, Frans.
A quick glimpse of the label indicates that bottle's gonna end up in the ocean. Reading more carefully shows it's a bunch of trademark names, and the bottle was made from recycled plastic. BTW, that QR code in the pic is legible enough to scan, and it'll take you to their site that kinda describes what they're doing, but it's pretty fluffy. I don't know if what they're doing is useful or not.
gf beranek
Old Schooler
That makes it all right, I guess.
Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
The Schwerer Gustav was actually 800mm.
gf beranek
Old Schooler
Is that for real?
Burnham
Woods walker
I'm not so sure that would really be a viable plan...there is one hell of a tongue lashing coming, either way 
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