An 80yr old couple go to the doctors for a routine check up.
The doctor comes back with the results and says "Physically you are both fit as fiddles for your age. However mentally you are both beginning to lose it a bit. My suggestion for now is write things down when you think of them, that way you can keep on top of your to-do's".
So they go home, relatively happy. As they are relaxing in the living room watching TV, the man gets up and walks towards the kitchen. He turns to his wife and asks "Would you like anything from the kitchen dear".
She replies "Oo yes please, can I have some ice cream?"
"Sure thing" says the husband.
"Dont you think you should follow the doctors advice and write it down?" Asks the wife.
"Nah I'll remember it honey" he says.
"But I'd like strawberries with it too"
"Okay" he says "but I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it"
The wife says "but I'd also like whipped cream with it too".
"Yep, not a problem" he says.
"Are you sure you don't want to write this down?" She asks, concerned.
"I'll remember it all, don't you worry" he replies and goes into the kitchen.
He's in the kitchen for a good 20 minutes and just as the wife starts to wonder what hes doing, he comes through the door with a plate of sausages, bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate with a mixture of confusion and annoyance. She then looks at him, frowns and says "where's my toast?"