The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Steve Mack]

 

[Fiddler]

This one comes courtesy of the ambulance blockers in MI today

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Fiddler]

 

[Dave Shepard]

Is that for air quality, or to inspire social distancing?

 

[BlackSmith]

Both, lol. I approve.

 

[BlackSmith]

You inspired me Dave, damn I’m bored...

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Some valuable filter upgrade ya got there.

 

[BlackSmith]

Dual purpose, in case I want to get chit faced... heh

 

[Jonny]

@murphy4trees

 

[flushcut]

My social distancing training apparatus

 

[frans]

My social distancing training apparatus View attachment 100336

Palm trucks work really well. Absorb the hit with no deflection or splitting

 

[frans]

 

[flushcut]

Palm is a little hard to come by here in Wisco but that's cool. I was thinking about using basswood but I don't have any chunks of it. So I am using spruce.
Are axe targets the only legit use for palm? I've heard it is pretty much worthless for anything.

 

[Burnham]

It works really great for holding up palm trees...

 

[lxskllr]

Huh... Never thought of that. Maybe I can get those palms off the ground now. Kind of a PITA to mow around.

 

[stig]

Some woodturners have done interesting things with it, mostly, I think, to prove it could be done.

 

[flushcut]

It works really great for holding up palm trees...

Thank you Captain Obvious

 

[Fiddler]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman ...begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

 

[Burnham]

 

[spankywheatjeans]

What do woman in West Virginia say when their making love?

"Get off of me pa, your squishing my cigarettes".

 

[Fiddler]

 

[BlackSmith]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[lxskllr]

That's a lot of WTF in <2 minutes. Could have used some ninjas, and a honey badger.