The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

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[CurSedVoyce]

Hahaha

 

[Tree09]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[pantheraba]

. So smooth!!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Some people won't get that.

 

[gf beranek]

Like me.

 

[treebilly]

Gerry, vampires(by stereotype) can not enter your dwelling with out being invited in.


Also I only know this because my wife, being a few years younger than I, had a Twilight thing for a while and every other vampire show that came with it. The things you deal with as a husband

 

[MasterBlaster]

Yes. They have to ask for entrance to your domicile.

It's a Vampire rule!

You should read "Interview with the Vampire" Jerry. Then, perhaps watch the film.

Like me.

We all like you, bro!!!

 

[Tree09]

The movie is awesome, never read the book.

I also watched true blood because of a girlfriend, lot less love story and wayyyyyy more boobs

 

[MasterBlaster]

As usual - the book was way better, but the movie was good!

 

[gf beranek]

Ah, legends. Thanks for the enlightenment.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I kinda figured you weren't into vampire lore!

 

[Stumpshot]

I heard Anne Rice was displeased with the choice of Tom Cruise for Lestat, but then she screened the movie adaptation and was very surprised at how well the screen presence carried the character over.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Tom pulled it off.

 

[Tommy_B]

Tom pulled it off.

and not the first time thats been said if the rumours are to be believed....

 

[Mellow]

This is how I picture Butch playing drums...

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[Underwor]

I missed that one I guess. I thought the giveaway was two young fellows at the door with "pamphlets".

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[pantheraba]

Wwwhhhaaattt???? you just educated me.

Thanks....I think....

 

[Tree09]

Did not know that... And i feel like i maybe should have...

 

[Mellow]

Now it all makes sense. Thank you for clarifying one of life's great mysteries.

 

[Mick!]

I’m not sure that’s right, actual proper butt-neked strippers maybes, but pole dancing is quite fashionable as exercise now, I’m certain those poles are stationary.

Edit, just done some research, apparently there are two types, static and spin, requiring different techniques.

Who knew? Not me obviously!

 

[MasterBlaster]

The poles don't move.

 

[Mick!]

It is in fact, a thing.