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Coyote don't really mess with humans, do they? We have some around here, but they keep a low profile.
 
Small children easy.
They are reports of packs that will take on a grown human.
 
Mariposa County Sheriff's Office responded to a call for suspicious circumstances that quickly turned into a critical incident at Creekside apartments on May 7, 2023, at around midnight.

Upon arriving at the location, deputies found an adult victim who had been stabbed, the victim had one deep puncture wound to his chest. The victim was alert and talking, he was able to inform the deputies that he had been stabbed by a suspect in a nearby apartment. Deputies attempted to make contact with the residents inside the identified apartment. A female resident opened the door to the deputies and immediately began to block their entry and resisting orders, she was identified as Cynthia Garza (30) of Mariposa. Garza continued to resist and was taken into custody.

A few moments later Dakota Reel (26) of Mariposa was taken into custody after exiting the apartment, has been charged with attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon. Several children were also located inside the apartment where the incident occurred. The victim was flown to a valley hospital and is currently listed in critical condition. Reel is currently being held in Mariposa County Jail with a bail of $500,000, Garza was booked and released on charges of resisting arrest.

The investigation is ongoing, and the Mariposa County Sheriff's Office will release further information as it becomes available.
 
I went to a Sporting Clays event yesterday, with dinner and free beer afterward. They ran out of Coors and Yeungling, but the Bud Light was untouched. I suggested we figure out a way to launch those cans from the Bunker Traps. I'll bet that would be a popular event.
 
Getting hungup on budlight being a "man's" beer is an interesting position. Might as well be honest with yourself, put on the sun dress, and drink budlight, winecooler, or whatever the women are drinking these days.
 
Trees of Birmingham

They cut down the old oak tree today. It was an enormous tree. One of the biggest I’ve ever seen.
I was on my walking route when I heard the chainsaws running. I stood by the curb and watched the young worker crawl up the trunk and take it down from top to bottom.
They scaled it like trapeze artists, swinging from limbs with chainsaws strapped over their shoulders.
There was an old man by the street, with his dog on a leash. He was watching. He was stock still.
“That tree’s been here a long time,” he said. “It was here since my parents were babies.”
“You know this tree?”
He nodded. “My mother grew up beneath that tree. She rocked me to sleep underneath that tree when I was born. We used to live in this house. A long, long time ago.”
“Really?”
Another nod. “Used to sit underneath that tree with my grandparents. They used to visit us all the time. My granddaddy showed me how to polish my own shoes under that tree. Do kids still polish their shoes?”
“No, sir. I don’t think they do.”
He smiles mournfully. “Well, we used to. My granddaddy was a World-War-I guy, kept his shoes polished to a mirror finish. He’s dead now.”
The old man sighed.
“Granddaddy only came to one of my baseball games in his whole life, because he grew up in Walker County. He was from the country. He grew up hard, he didn’t even know how baseball was played.”
The top of the tree fell. The green wood cracked loudly. And I could not help but feel like the world was losing something important.
The young treemen were attacking the fallen logs with chainsaws as though the logs had insulted their mother.
“A rope swing used to hang on that tree,” said the old man. My mom used to swing on it. My last memory of her is swinging on that swing before she died.”
“How’d she die?”
“Pneumonia. Always had lung problems. The pneumonia finally took her.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Yeah. Long time ago.”
Another section of the mighty oak fell. The old man winced when the enormous trunk hit the earth with a hard impact.
I am perplexed why homeowners in Birmingham are always cutting down enormous, 150-year-old, healthy trees. Is it an aesthetic thing? Do some people just hate trees? If so, maybe these people should consider moving to, say, the Sahara desert.
This month alone, I have counted five gigantic local trees that have been cut down. It makes no sense.
“When I was in high school,” he said, “my date met me beneath that tree.”
“Is that right?”
“She was from a rich family. I was kinda poor. I was so nervous. I wore a hand painted tie, and my shoes were shined up good.”
The young men cut another section of the tree. The tree was only half stature now.
“I treated my date like she was the queen of England herself. She wore a white dress, with all sorts of pink flowers on it. I gave her a corsage. I put in on her. She put one on me. We felt so grown up. So adult.”
“How did the prom go?”
He smiled. “I married her.”
“You have any kids?”
“Three. I used to take them for walks to see this tree.”
Finally the owner of the home approached us. He was a young man. He came out of his home, wearing an asymmetrical modern haircut. He wore modern clothes.
He saw us standing by the curb, and he evidently didn’t like us standing there.
“Can I help you?” said the owner.
“Why are you cutting down that old tree?” said the old man gently.
The young man looked at the old man with a smirk. The young man was either amused by this question, or really ticked off. It was hard to tell which.
“I cut this tree down because it’s mine,” the young man spat. “I can do whatever I want. It’s my [expletive] house.”
The old man nodded. He smiled politely. He apologized for making the kid so angry.
The young man cordially asked us to get off his lawn.
I saw the old man walk away with his dog. But he looked shorter, somehow.

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