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[FireFighterZero]

We are diversified. But now you guys are tanking oil prices through excessive production,slapping us with softwood tariffs, coming after our dairy sector. What can we do? Boycott Wally World I guess?

You could always invade us. It has worked for us so many times.

 

[squisher]

Where do I sign up?

 

[FireFighterZero]

Get with Peter. You are going to need some artillery. Bring that Prime Minister too.....he looks tough.

 

[squisher]

I'd put folding money on Trudeau vs Trump any day.

 

[FireFighterZero]

It would be a draw. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get your hair to look like that?

Both are probably using a gallon of Emu oil every morning to get their hair to look like that.

 

[squisher]

Lmao. Our child priminister seems like a putz to me. Have you uh ever uh heard him uh, uhh, uhh speak?

 

[woodworkingboy]

It's hard to give a shoulder for OPEC to cry on when through the years, cheating by ignoring their own self imposed quotas was something that many of the members were keen to do.

Jim, diversification would likely really be a good thing, but what better way for rulers to line their own pockets than through state owned oil companies.

 

[BlackSmith]

Here, hold my beer...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...e-bites-florida-man-who-tries-kiss/329024001/

 

[squisher]

Fastest log in the world!

Is coming o Kelowna(nearby to me city)


http://www.autoblog.com/2016/02/08/cedar-rocket-fastest-electric-log-car/

 

[MasterBlaster]

Will you go see it?

 

[squisher]

Nope. Kelowna is about 50minutes away. And I loathe going there. Traffic,people, concrete. It's pretty much full of a lot of things I don't like much.

I am a stick in the mud!

 

[MasterBlaster]

I can handle traffic and people, but concrete?

Concrete???

frig CONCRETE!!!

 

[squisher]

It noids me out when the concrete is more plentiful than the grass.

I also just can't stand how clueless and selfish most people come across to me. The way they walk, drive, talk to cashiers/servers or whatever. I'm a friendly, polite guy until given a reason not to be. But honestly just striking up some friendly small talk nowadays seems mor often than not to be met with a nearly bizarre resistance. Like I get the feeling they'd rather have me text them, than say it verbally.

The distinct lack of common courtesy that I witness when out and about gets me real hot under the collar. Please, thank you, excuse me, etc.

 

[squisher]

Slapping people upside the head is frowned upon nowadays but that's the overwhelming urge I get when in public. To dish out some wake up slaps. Just like when falling asleep driving, a little sting can do wonders for alertness. Lol.

I'll blame it on my dad. Rude and clueless behaviour would get you a wake up call real quick from my old man.

 

[Fiddler]

Crime reports...

http://www.ourmidland.com/news/police_and_courts/article/Crime-log-5-25-11172606.php

 

[MasterBlaster]

Even moar importanter!!!

 

[FireFighterZero]

The police report was even more popular than the obituaries back in the day.

One old bridge club member would call another bridge club member and you were busted.

Thats how grandma found out I got a 100 dollar ticket for doing burnouts in her 67 Olds.

 

[PCTREE]

Back in the England I remember you were either polite or tough. Be rude , get slapped. I wish it was like that here.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'm polite and tough.

And damn good looking!

 

[Bounce]

Same here Butch. Why choose when you can have both, right?

 

[FireFighterZero]

I am usually polite.

Handsome? Nah.

 

[MasterBlaster]

You're a studmuffin!

 

[pantheraba]

Justin...you make me think of this....

 

[MasterBlaster]

That series is fixing to start the new season.

 

[squisher]

As my life grinds on. I sometimes am amazed I've never served time.

Lucky, I guess.