Some goofball telemarketing punk without a real job called me today dunning me for money to support some program to "teach kids to shoot hoops instead of handguns". I told him that I thought it would be better to teach then to shoot handguns and spoiled his day.
Customers say the darnest things!
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squisher
THE CALM ONE!!!!
Ha, ha good for you Justin! I can't believe that calling people at home soliciting isn't illegal WTF?
SkwerI
Treehouser
My home phone is set for 2 rings on the answering machine and my recorded 'greeting' is very short (but polite), so I don't have time to answer the phone when it rings if I wanted to. About one call out of twenty will leave a message. Anybody that knows me well will call me on my cell phone anyway. Life is much more pleasant since I quit answering my home phone.
J
Jonseredbred
Guest
Brian, post your cell phone #.................................... I wanna see how pleasant you are at 4 AM
Paul B
I dig hammocks.
"Life is much more pleasant since I quit answering my home phone."
Amen to that, cat get the wife to figure it out tho, she is a diver, phone rings, no matter what she is doing she dives for it and has a gander at the call display. Me, I dont blink when it rings.
Amen to that, cat get the wife to figure it out tho, she is a diver, phone rings, no matter what she is doing she dives for it and has a gander at the call display. Me, I dont blink when it rings.
sawinredneck
Treehouser
My wife is the same way Paul, I bought her a cordless, but she leaves it on the charger all the time and runs when it rings
I gues we aren't suposed tounderstand them!!!
I gues we aren't suposed tounderstand them!!!
M
Mr. Sir
Guest
Ha, I'm the same way. When the home phone rings, I don't even acknowledge it.
sotc
Dormant hero!!
i hate any beeping, ringing, or otherracket. i jump up and shut the noise makers off
GASoline71
'cause chicks dig scars
On the 3rd tree I ever topped and chunked during a removal, I received a proposition from the lady of the house. While I was still on the spar. 
Hubby was still there too. :what:
I had taken the top out of a Hemlock and had chunked it down to about 30 feet... I was takin' a break and drinkin' some water, plus I needed/wanted a bigger saw. So I lower one saw and my buddy/groundie ties in the other saw, and as I haul it up he has a note attached to the line... "Look in the second story window."
I look to the window... and notice the gal standing in the window with a small sign... "Call me after 6 tonight... 555-1234"
She was fairly attractive... but I never did call her.
LMAO...
Gary
Hubby was still there too. :what:
I had taken the top out of a Hemlock and had chunked it down to about 30 feet... I was takin' a break and drinkin' some water, plus I needed/wanted a bigger saw. So I lower one saw and my buddy/groundie ties in the other saw, and as I haul it up he has a note attached to the line... "Look in the second story window."
I look to the window... and notice the gal standing in the window with a small sign... "Call me after 6 tonight... 555-1234"
She was fairly attractive... but I never did call her.
LMAO...
Gary
Old Monkey
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You big hunk of man you!
Paul B
I dig hammocks.
at least you took the time to write her number down and keep it eh?
gf beranek
Old Schooler
While working in Santa Rosa I was treated to a few window shows.
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Blinky
Guest
Why doesn't stuff like that ever happen to me?!!
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Frans
Guest
did you say 555-1234?. Thanks got it written down now 
TheTreeWiseMen
Redneck Limey
I was once told, and I quote, "keep the price down, otherwise I'll have to sleep with you." She was a fellow Brit, quite a looker too. She used to be a police woman back in the old country. Sooo, I asked her if she still had her uniform....and handcuffs.....
GASoline71
'cause chicks dig scars
LMAO... that was a made up number Frans...
I don't remember the real number. She was a nice lookin' gal.
But I agree with the Stumpman... any woman I want in my life... shant be the way this gal was...
Gary
I don't remember the real number. She was a nice lookin' gal.
But I agree with the Stumpman... any woman I want in my life... shant be the way this gal was...
Gary
squisher
THE CALM ONE!!!!
Who said you wanted her in your life?
J
Jonseredbred
Guest
My Father has a million stories of window shows, women answering the door naked, ect. when he was in the tree business.
I have been doing this 20 yrs now and I have none, zippo, nada.
squisher
THE CALM ONE!!!!
Hmm, sounds like the apple fell far from the tree this time .
Let's see all the years in the bush, no no naked women. About the most exciting thing we'd run into was a female forester or a truck full of treeplanters, although with the planters it could be hard to tell the women from the men sometimes.
.Let's see all the years in the bush, no no naked women. About the most exciting thing we'd run into was a female forester or a truck full of treeplanters, although with the planters it could be hard to tell the women from the men sometimes.
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Dang, and I've never even had a good pool shot! 
GASoline71
'cause chicks dig scars
Who said you wanted her in your life?
LMAO... point taken mang...
Guess I just don't need that kind of stuff in my life anymore.
Cheaters are one of the lowest forms of life IMHO...
Gary
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Frans
Guest
What about this vegas slogan?
What happens in vegas stays in vegas
It seems like our society is promoting questionable morals
What happens in vegas stays in vegas
It seems like our society is promoting questionable morals
J
Jonseredbred
Guest
We all need to question some of our morals once in a while and live a little.
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