Ask the Rborist 1!

[Rborist1]

I have a skid steer and since I don't have time to make notches, I don't, I just pull them with the machine. Well I've broken several ropes, can you recommend a rope I wont break?

Gotta get you a "loggin" chain!

 

[Jed]

I've had a really hard time with my friction hitch sitting down really hard on my security knot at the end of my rope, and it bights real tight. How do you guys avoid these embarrassing tree rescue scenarios?

 

[MasterBlaster]

I changed it!

 

[Rborist1]

Fer sum reason when I cut through a log and dig a trench with my new chain on the wildthang. It doesn't wanna cut good on the next round. Can you splain this to me slowly so I don't miss any important details?

You doin it all wrong, you need a wench to dig yer trench!

 

[Paul B]

If there is a branch 2 feet off the ground now, where will it be in ten years? The tree is a moderate grower, 4 to 6 feet per year.

 

[arborworks1]

Damn it. The guy at lowes didn't say anything about Wenchs. What isle do you think those are on??

 

[FJR]

Damn it. The guy at lowes didn't say anything about Wenchs. What isle do you think those are on??

Same isle as the hoes

 

[Rborist1]

I've had a really hard time with my friction hitch sitting down really hard on my security knot at the end of my rope, and it bights real tight. How do you guys avoid these embarrassing tree rescue scenarios?

As you can see from my avatar I am all about looking sexy for the ladies...................what was the question, oh ya, rescue scenarious huh, what the hell is that about? Just cut the damn tree down and the climber will make it down to the ground.

 

[Mr. Sir]

Damn it. The guy at lowes didn't say anything about Wenchs. What isle do you think those are on??

Same isle as the hoes

 

[Rborist1]

If there is a branch 2 feet off the ground now, where will it be in ten years? The tree is a moderate grower, 4 to 6 feet per year.

What do you think, I am all good looks and no brains? The branch will be 2 ft off the ground in 10 years. Tryin to trick me eh?

 

[Rborist1]

Damn it. The guy at lowes didn't say anything about Wenchs. What isle do you think those are on??

I don't think that you will find a wench at Lowes. You gotta get ya some big bling and a sexy looking body like I am sporting in order to snag the ladies.

 

[Rborist1]

Same isle as the hoes

Nice!

 

[arborworks1]

I don't think that you will find a wench at Lowes. You gotta get ya some big bling and a sexy looking body like I am sporting in order to snag the ladies.

Dont forget the badass stache!!

 

[Paul B]

What do you think, I am all good looks and no brains? The branch will be 2 ft off the ground in 10 years. Tryin to trick me eh?

So much for my hammock plans, unless its like yours and its a banana hammock!

 

[Rborist1]

A guys gotta make sure that his love muscle is all comfy and cozy like, don't ya know it!

 

[Mr. Sir]

The trees I planted in my front yard were 5 feet tall when I put them in. Now they are higher than the roof. Why is this happening? I'm worried about hurricanes.

 

[Paul B]

Heck, I can answer that, hurricanes are attracted naturally to trailer parks, nothing to do with the trees!

 

[Rborist1]

The trees I planted in my front yard were 5 feet tall when I put them in. Now they are higher than the roof. Why is this happening? I'm worried about hurricanes.

I would venture to guess that your house is sinking............too much swamp land in that there Florida!

 

[Mr. Sir]

Dang, I knew it! Would it help if I upgrade to a double-wide?

 

[flushcut]

I am thinking about getting a new saw and I am looking for advise on blade length?

 

[sawinredneck]

What's the best 50cc saw out there?
What's the best two stroke mix to use?
I have a chance to buy either a 460, 660, 576, 390xp or a 455 Rancher, which would be best for me?

 

[Paul B]

Dang, I knew it! Would it help if I upgrade to a double-wide?

should equate to twice as much insurance money, logarithmically speaking of course.

 

[Rborist1]

I am thinking about getting a new saw and I am looking for advise on blade length?

Like the ladies say, It ain't the size of yer blade that matters, it's all about how you use it!

 

[Rborist1]

What's the best 50cc saw out there?
What's the best two stroke mix to use?
I have a chance to buy either a 460, 660, 576, 390xp or a 455 Rancher, which would be best for me?

One question at a time, don't be tryin to confuse me.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I am looking for advise on blade length?

Blade thickness is much more important!