It seems that Fred was a kind, devoted, longsuffering and loving husband......who didn't speak a single word to his wife for over a year.
He didn't want to interrupt her!
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking very slowly.
One of the students said to his friend, 'I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'
The other...
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men...
Frans, I suspect you are responding in one thread to something seen in another. WE were all on the golf club auction story when you rode up and shot the eunuch for diddling your daughter.
James , That one will work better if you say "one driver is a dwarf.".
My wife can't tell jokes-she always substitutes a synonym that defangs the joke or tells the punchline before the set-up.
Many Years ago a friend of mine was a police officer in Lubbock Texas. One weekday morning in the midst of the morning rush he pulled over a car for a minor traffic violation. He approached the car, leaned down, and asked the driver-a young woman -for her license and registration. As their...
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