The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

[MasterBlaster]

LOL @ that tabloid!

 

[Rborist1]

LOL, are you serious?

Man shoots himself in effort to dislodge squirrel from his pants

 

[NeTree]

Well, it IS the time of year when squirrels are out collecting nuts, after all.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Don't Burp In Class

 

[MasterBlaster]

The 'lil bastardo needs an ass whupping.

 

[Rborist1]

It's not just Cali school officials that are a bit tilted.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/2...2-year-olds-kiss-on-playground/#ixzz1eMvh1JD6

 

[CurSedVoyce]

I swear we are going the way of the dinosaurs at break neck speed.

 

[NeTree]

No link, but there was a story on the radio this morning of a 7 year old boy being investigated for sexual harassment for punching another student in the balls for stealing.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Rob just told me about that one. He said it was that the kid was being choked and then he hit the other kid in the balls.

No link for me either.

 

[Tree Reb]

Choking and stealing. I would have kicked the little prick as well.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/20...-harassment/yKSB1IUyXCeJgyyM164DIL/story.html

 

[NeTree]

Pun intended?

 

[woodworkingboy]

Those authorities are totally devoid of any ability for creative thinking, unable to figure out things for themselves, just dried out and hardened cases from A to Z. I expect that they have no love in their lives, are unable to bring forth compassion, no place to seek shelter from the storms of their minds. They are sick.

 

[woodworkingboy]

Poo back:

http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-artist-facing-civil-lawsuit/

 

[sawinredneck]

OK, so you cheated on the guy that was going to give you a tattoo, THEN you get drunk and pass out in process of said tattoo, WHAT DO YOU THINK is going to happen?

That is Karma right there!

 

[Rborist1]

What a load of crap!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

stupid is as stupid does

 

[SkwerI]

The poo tattoo was proven false. It was a made-up story.

 

[sawinredneck]

Damn!

 

[NeTree]

Being they were both alleged trailer-park residents, I'd have believed it.

 

[NeTree]

More of Obama's excellent use of our tax dollars:

http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/dec/1/online-soap-opera-cleans-up-with-stimulus-broadban/

 

[Mr. Sir]

Florida Teen Detained By TSA For Purse Design

 

[woodworkingboy]

You know those tiny gun rings that women sometimes wear on a finger.... with earrings to match it could add up to multiple counts.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

What a crock... They have so far over the edge with this kind of crap.

 

[SkwerI]

The exact same government that mandated these idiotic rules also just passed a law allowing the military to detain American citizens indefinitely without any reason or justification whatsoever. Really instills a sense of trust, huh?