You know you are married/partner to an Arborist / Logger WHEN...

[flushcut]

I wash my gloves in the kitchen sink it always shocks me just how filthy they are.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I used ugly gloves, bought them by the 1/2 case. Some days one pair, other days 2 or 3. I'd get 2 or 3 washings outta them before they'd wear out.

 

[Cobleskill]

My GF didn't check pockets and washed a bag of weed. We called it Tide Stick.

 

[Chris E]

They should make our pockets out of some coarse type mesh that lets saw dust thru.

 

[Steve Mack]

Stubbies don't really have pockets, so no problems.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Just cut the front pockets out.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

When your wife says to the other wife, "they are starting to talk about trees and work, they'll be a while"

 

[sotc]

Haha, yep, wife tells people "he'll show you pics and video all day if you let him"

 

[Burnham]

Sick bastards, we are.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Torture them to death we do. ...

 

[Burnham]

But it would seem that our life partners have little trouble with turning the tables...if I recall correctly .

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Yup, got to gather all the details of the shopping trip today.....

 

[flushcut]

Sick bastards, we are.

Nah, just passionate!


When there are multiple pairs of boots in, on, and around the backdoor of ones own residence.

 

[Burnham]

Just peeked...two pairs of mine at the back door, three pairs of hers. But I have another pair out the front door, so I reckon it's a wash, eh?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Haha, yep, wife tells people "he'll show you pics and video all day if you let him"

Hahahahahaaaa!!!

 

[flushcut]

Just peeked...two pairs of mine at the back door, three pairs of hers. But I have another pair out the front door, so I reckon it's a wash, eh?

By the front door? I don't know that might be a disqualification

 

[Bermy]

Just boots everywhere...and chainsaw pants hung on the peg behind the back door...
Bits of whipping twine and shrink tube on the coffee table.

 

[Burnham]

Yup.

 

[Burnham]

Yup. Ear plugs floating loose in the clothes washer and dryer.

 

[Bermy]

For real!

 

[flushcut]

When you go somewhere with the wife and you are always looking at the trees assessing hazards.
When you drive by a stump and make a comment on how it was cut down.

 

[pantheraba]

I ID.

 

[Marc-Antoine]

Looking up by the windshield to see the trees coming instead of the incoming traffic !
Well, not really smart... and a bit of worrying for the occasional passenger

 

[stig]

I made a real nice wooden starcase going up to the hayloft, some 15 years ago.

I think about the logger thing everytime I go up it, because "somebody" once forgot to take off his caulk boots left a lot of little imprints on it.

 

[Mrs.B]

When you go somewhere with the wife and you are always looking at the trees assessing hazards.
When you drive by a stump and make a comment on how it was cut down.

That is funny to me because I've learned soooo much from Jerry that I am the one assessing the hazards!