Yard of chip weight?

[CurSedVoyce]

Funny... there are still some that think the back of a 1/4 ton Toyota piled high with wood is a cord delivered one trip.....

 

[Tree Reb]

Well how much does a ton of chips weigh?

Good question.

When I was at school a ton was 2240lbs. When I started work it was 2240lbs unless it was a short ton, which was 2000lbs.

Then just to confuse people more they made it a tonne which is 2204.6lbs.

 

[flushcut]

Has this been helpful Rajan? Or do we need to explain further?

It has, thank you very much. If you want to expound further please by all means do.

 

[sotc]

 

[pantheraba]

Has this been helpful Rajan? Or do we need to explain further?

OK, I made this comment in another thread....

"Hahahha...Carl is the king of the smart-asses. Sometimes only HE knows how smart of an ass he really is."

I made a mistake...I think Willie probably shares the title of King with Carl.

 

[lumberjack]

Psh, Willie is a noob!

 

[Burnham]

Maybe, but gaining ground fast, Carl. Could be in the running for Rookie of the Year.

 

[sotc]

Rookie?! Have you wiped the moisture from behind your ears yet?

 

[sotc]

There can only be one king, Carl can be queen!

 

[pantheraba]

Lordy...this may be the worst derail yet!!

 

[sotc]

How much does my queen weigh?

 

[Burnham]

Equal to a ton of fried chicken.

Wet behind the ears??? I beg your pardon, but I don't think so.

 

[sotc]

Carl, not you!

 

[flushcut]

Lordy...this may be the worst derail yet!!

The question was answered a while back so derail away.

 

[Al Smith]

How much does my queen weigh?

If you mean the young lady in the brides dress most likely about 120 pounds were I to make a guess .

 

[sotc]

 

[Al Smith]

Well she looks kind of slender .

 

[sotc]

Yes, I was just laughing in general

 

[Burnham]

Slender and exceedingly pretty.

 

[flushcut]

Dirty old men.

 

[Al Smith]

Not really .I have a granddaughter about her age .

Willie got a cutie,good for him .

 

[stig]

Nothing " dirty old men " about that.
I met her when I visited Willie, and saying that willie has a pretty wife doesn't make me a dirty old man, just an honest one

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Dirty old men.

Hey! I resemble that remark

 

[Tucker943]

My one grandfather was truly a dirty old man. A terrible old man really. He drank heavily and would ask women if they "wanted to see where the horse bit him"..........

 

[sotc]

Thanks fellas