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Treehouser
It's Tuesday so I'm ordering from the pizza place. Tonight is the manager/head cook's day off and he's the stingiest one there. The other cooks all make much better pizza and pasta than him. I think i'll have a calzone.
The stromboli was wonderful. I'm stuffed
No, I don't need someone to nag at me and try to change me and spend half my money in exchange for sex once a month. I'm good, thanks.
No Brian, he said girlfriend, not wife.
Your plates are always so small...