The Shortest Way To The Cemetery

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What is that a smoking jacket?

 

[Russian]

That is a handsome photo.

Nothing compared to me, but Squisher said I could not compete.

I guess that is the burden of the truly beautiful.

I asked my housekeeper how attractive you're.
She said you were big and good man. And that a woman feels safe beside you. She has asked are you married?

 

[Russian]

Ah, Pusha. Faithful companion. Very good.

Shi is!

 

[Tucker943]

Yo. I like this Russian dude. A lot. He reminds me of a younger version of me.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Pusha looks concerned.

 

[squisher]

That is a great photo for the competition. Now we just need Sean's.

 

[Russian]

the guy looks like an Australian...

 

[squisher]

Canadian mate. Half cowboy.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Garth!

 

[Russian]

Canadian mate. Half cowboy.

no brother, the guy on the photo Australian. Have a closer look .

 

[squisher]

I'm pretty sure the guy in the photo is Canadian. Because it's me. I was just giving a thumbs up to you for your participation in my beauty contest. So far Sean is a no-show. Maybe he's scared?

 

[squisher]

Garth!

Garth ain't got nothing on me bro!

 

[Russian]

. So far Sean is a no-show. Maybe he's scared?

he is waiting for pictures of my housekeeper.

 

[Raj]

The upside down part is throwing him.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Perhaps he means upside down? Down under?

 

[FireFighterZero]

You will have to inform your house keeper that I am indeed married.

I paid the money and imported a bride from New Zealand.

 

[Russian]

are you sure?

you have not tried pancakes she cooks

 

[squisher]

Perhaps he means upside down? Down under?

Ahh. It appears right side up for me? A technical genius I will never be.



That is a very fit housekeeper.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Beware! Jim's a heartbreaker!!!

 

[Raj]

I think we are on the verge of human trafficking here...... from Russia......

 

[pantheraba]

The land down under. Good joke, mon Ami.

 

[Marc-Antoine]

Russian, it's a pleasure to read you. I'm happy that you stay in touch with this forum.

 

[squisher]

Heck yah, this Russian is a great sport.

Now Sean isn't participating at all. So he has one more day to produce his entry into the 'who will the last girl on earth sleep with' beauty contest. Otherwise he's disqualified!

 

[gf beranek]

Snooze you loose, Sean.

 

[Levi]

Sorry guys, contest is over...